The Five Juanas

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Go ahead, try not to roll your eyes at the concept of Mexican Netflix telenovela The Five Juanas: Fate puts five women named Juana in Cancun at the same time, where they realize they all have the same birthmark on their butts. WACKY. This 18-episode quest for paternity — titled La Venganza de las Juanas in Spanish, which translates to the far-more-tantalizing Revenge of the Juanas — boasts more than its share of ridiculous situations just in the opening episode, which is soapy, and, well, I can’t resist calling it “cheeky,” with apologies, although I’ll stop short of saying it’s “tongue-in-cheeky,”The Five Juanas Season 1 Download

because I’m above such crass innuendo. It’s sexy and silly in equal measure, so maybe it’ll be some guilty trashy fun.That shot of Simon? It was intercut with glimpses of hyperstylized sex scenes drenched in blue light. Then we jump to Cancun, where we cycle through introductions to the Juanas via the following wunzas: Wunza stripper, Juana Manuela (Zuria Vega), the high-end type who doesn’t do gigs that put anything less than a stack of C-notes in her hands. Wunza singer, Juana Matilde (Juanita Arias), stopped from returning to Colombia by federal authorities. Wunza psychic, Juana Bautista (Sofia Engberg), stuck reading tarot cards at a crappy bachelorette party. Wunza nun, Juana Caridad (Oka Giner), trapped in a dingy apartment while the cops raid a nearby drug HQ. And wunza journalist, Juana Valentina (Renata Notni), who we meet spreading her mother’s ashes on the Cancun beach.Fate, played by the show’s writer-deities, is a significant character here, because he/she/it/they makes sure several things happen, most notably the following: Each introductory sequence contrives to show each Juana’s bare/mostly bare ass in close-up so we get a good eyeful of birthmark and cheek. All Juanas end up at the same hotel at the same time. An earthquake that prompts evacuation of the entire building and puts all the Juanas out on the party patio. Another series of contrivances allowing us to see a series of bare buttcheeks in close-up, so the Juanas can realize that something fishy is going on with their lives, and not just because the birthmark is shaped like a fish.

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