The lady from I Spit on Your Grave just wants a nice new all white kitchen. It’s certainly not my taste but whatever. She hires a “hunky” contractor, that she and her hubby meet down at the docks, to come in and do the job; hunky is in quotes because while she and her bestie keep talking about what a fox this dude is, y’all, I’m not kidding, every single man in this movie looks alike! The contractor, the husband, and the best friend’s husband could all be brothers, which made things super confusing at points. Ok, anyway, hunky contractor starts installing cabinets shirtless (I’ve had a lot of work done to my house and they’ve all managed to keep their tops on) and the camera spends a lot of time investigating his abs.Infidelity in Suburbia 2017 Full Movie Download.
Meanwhile, main lady finds a pair of purple underwear on her husband’s boat and since that means her husband is cheating on her, she decides to bang the contractor. He complies and the two have a very teensy affair, like they do it twice? But one of those times is literally framed by a hanging mop and broom which is the least sexy sex scene, and I kind of enjoyed it. Oh wait – did I mention that the contractor lives on a boat and has an altar filled with sexy pics of his mom and he whispers “mommy” while tracing her body? Yeah – so the contractor has some issues. Main lady finds out that her husband is definitely not having an affair, so she feels all guilty, breaks things off with the contractor, who’s busy trying to teach her son baseball.
Her husband throws a surprise party, filled with more men who look exactly like him, but one of those dudes is the contractor. They try to set him up with the husband’s assistant, but he can’t get it up because she’s not a mommy! So he murders her. Then he tries to murder the husband (I think – this is when everyone looking alike gets super confusing) and ties up the main lady using some very lazy rope work.